Tuesday, November 21, 2006

The Pyramids, Camelback...and a short anecdote regarding my new friend, Arafat

FINALLY! Here is a sampling of the long-awaited pictures of the only surviving "Wonders of the World." Proceeding downward, we have 1) the step pyramid of Djoser (Saqqara), 2) enormous statue of king ramses II (memphis, the former capital of ancient Egypt)...i got to see his mummy at the Cairo antiquities museum the other day., 3) me on camel (YESSSSSS!!!!), with the pyramids of Cheops and Chefren, as well as the sphynx in the background (Giza), 4) Bedoin on camel in front of the pyramid of Chefren...he didn't want to accept my 5 Egyptian pounds for the photo, he tried to demand 20! right, bud., and 5) pyramid of Chefren, with its accompanying funerary grounds.

I have an amazing story about Arafat, my AMAZING taxi driver, who was really nice and began to refer to me as his son after I spoke a few phrases of Arabic (he's 50 years old). He defended me against my rather vile and greedy guide and camel renter, who really tried to take advantage of me, sadly. The short version of the story basically involves Arafat asking me what they wanted me to pay them, an emphatic "NO," Arafat nonchalantly sauntering into the camel renter's shop, laying down my $30, RUNNING out, getting in the car, GASSING it, and TAKING OFF as the two guys came chasing after us. Arafat then proceeded to give me a high five as we headed home. I am pleased to say that I have encountered far more people like Arafat in Egypt than people like my guide. Al-hamdu Lillah (Thanks be to God)!








"Ma Shah Allah..."










So, I know that I've been a horrible person and haven't updated my blog since arriving in Egypt. However, this is now changing. It's been a very busy and awesomely exciting week, so I'll do my best a) not to bore you, and b) not to make this too extremely ridiculously long. Here goes...

First, as per my rant in the previous post, I spent roughly 24 hours in Rome. Which, as it turned out, was more than sufficient. The first time that I visited Rome was with my grandparents. I had never before traveled outside of the United States and Canada, so it was my favorite city, easily. However, now that I have had the opportunity to travel a bit more, I have to say that Rome is entirely too benign, tourist-packed, expensive, and "European"...shudder...much like traveling within the U.S., but with a few more "Mama Mias" and with a currency that spends as quickly as dollars, except that it's actually worth more than the dollars, so you get screwed. REALLY BAD. ARGH. The metro, which I took from the airport to the central station in Rome to save money, still cost me 11 euros. My head is still spinning from that one... But I got to see some cool things and wander about some sites that I had not had the chance to explore on my previous visit, as well as a chance to see some of the places we visited 10 years ago...like...

Um, okay, the pictures didn't insert where I thought they would. So much for the buildup of suspense here. Above, are pictures of 1) the Fountain of Trevi, 2) the Coliseum, and 3) the Roman Forum.

Enough! Onto more exciting things...Munia and I went to the Sinai Peninsula last weekend to climb Mt. Sinai, the biblical mountain where Moses is said to have received the 10 Commandments. To make the climb, we teamed up with a Bible-thumping, red-headed Norwegian man who is obsessed with and lives in Ethiopia. He was on our bus and asked us if he could join us, and especially since we had to climb during the night, we readily agreed. So innocently... Then we are halfway up the mountain admiring the AMAZINGLY CLEAR sky (we saw shooting stars galore, as the Leonid? meteor shower is in full-swing right now), when he proceeds to explain to us that he is convinced that his Father (and by Father, he means God) has sent us to help him to make the climb. Yes, this really did happen. So we get to the top, rent blankets and sleeping pads from some very friendly Bedoins, and proceed to sleep the night away under the stars...UNTIL THE DAMN EUROPEAN TOURISTS STARTED TO ARRIVE AT 4AM!!!!!11!1 AAAAAAGH!!! I mean, I LEFT Rome, right? Then why are they Mama Mia-ing to a pathetically played harmonica version of Amazing Grace?????? How sacreligious! Seriously, Moses would have been most displeased. The experience was very cool and very special, but much more authentic while only the 3 of us were at the summit (about 6,000 ft.)

DAH! I'm so bad at blogging, guys... so the 4 center-aligned photos above the Rome photos are from Mt. Sinai. Starting from the top, 1) view from near summit, during the descent, 2) paths leading up the mountain, with camels and Bedouins and small hut-stores. 3) St. Katherine's monastery at the base of the mountain. This was originally built in the 5th century A.D., and reinforced by the Roman emperor Justinian in order to protect the biblical Burning Bush, through which God appeared to Moses. While the actual bush is still living, locked inside a central room in the monastery, a cutting was taken and planted elsewhere in the monastery and can be seen by the public. 4) sunrise from the summit of Mt. Sinai.

Well this is going to be really anticlimactic, since my most widely anticipated pictures are now going to appear at the top...but anyway, we'll get to the point... Yesterday I visited Islamic Cairo, spent a good bit of time (and money) at the Khan Al-Khalili bazaar (which is everything you could ever hope for in a crowded Cairo marketplace), visited the northern gates, and wandered about, and even visited the Ali Hakim Mosque. This was really really cool, since many mosques are closed to non-Muslims. I have included a couple of the best pictures above. 1) one of many mosques in Islamic Cairo, which really enhance the overall atmosphere and architecture of the city, and 2) inside the Ali Hakim Mosque, built by one of Egypt's most notorious rulers (he did stuff like pouring boiling oil on his enemies).

At this point, I am having trouble uploading more pictures, so I'm going to immediately create another post to upload my pyramid pictures, which are from today. Way cool...and I finally fulfilled my fantasy of riding a camel through the pyramids...check it out!

Tuesday, November 14, 2006

WAIT...This Doesn't Look Like Rome??!!!11!1

Ok, so apparently either God does not exist or alternatively, He hates me. I imagine that it is probably the latter... In a post reminiscent of one of my first, again I sit in multiple airports having been delayed and missed an international connection. If you are not my mother or Scot, be happy that I am tired of discussing the issues I have had in the past 28 hours with air travel, and thus will not be continuing to dwell on them here in this post. But basically I will, as a result, have 24 hours in Rome...which will be quick, but of which I will be taking very FULL advantage. Non-stop, baby, we're going to turn the city upside-down. That is, me and my posse...of parasites. They're keeping me company these days, though they are quite hungry and have been responsible for consuming 8 pounds of food that should have been collecting on my waistline. I'm not going to complain. EVERYONE in Talag greeted me by telling me how "gordo" I had become. While they also said that it made me more guapo, a few pounds less of cheesecake won't do me harm.

As I head out for the next segment of my international jaunts, I just wanted to update one last time to reflect on my experiences in Ecuador. I been extremely fortunate in my life to have been able to travel as extensively as I have for my age. Ecuador continues to be my favorite place the world round. It is the only country outside of the United States that I have returned to for a second time. It is the most naturally beautiful, dramatically diverse, vibrant, and simply most alive place I have ever been. In the past two years, I have forgotten how friendly Ecuadorians are, how willing they are to help strangers, and how easy it is to meet new people.

When I volunteered with WorldTeach, we had to fill out forms describing the kind of placement site where we wanted to work. I responded that, in terms of regions, I wanted to be either in the Galapagos Islands (I did study biology in college, after all), or in the Amazon rainforest of the Oriente region. Family size, living conditions, and student demographics were entirely unimportant to me. The only thing I was looking for was a place where I would learn new things everyday. I wanted to experience real Ecuadorian life, and to experience a culture and way of life as different from what I already knew as possible. My ideal placement site was a place where something every day, major or trivial, would happen that would teach me something I never knew, inspire me, move me, and help me to find out more about who I am. As I completed my placement application, I never knew how those words would take me deep into the jungle to a people that would remain forever dear to me and to a place that would not only make me question the deepest facets of my being but also change me fundamentally as a person.

Even as I rode to the airport on the gray, dreary morning of my departure from Quito, it was hard for me to say goodbye to this magical place that has helped me to rediscover myself. While it is undeniable that we are extremely fortunate to live in the United States, I can't help but envy those who call Ecuador home. Life in the United States is more financially prosperous for sure, but Americans are obsessed with their work and their money. We are constantly bombarded by a culture of materialism, where success and apparent happiness are measured by the values of our automobiles, the tags on our clothes, and the sizes of our houses instead of by the time we spend with our children as they grow up, the evenings we spend talking by the fire after dinner, and a constant, intimate contact and interdependence with nature. There is nothing more spiritually enriching than ducking under a bromeliad-laden branch in the rainforest, strolling past colorful orchids and heliconias on your way home from harvesting yucca, or bathing in a cool, flowing stream of crystalline water as it flows down from the verdant foothills of the Andes. In the United States, everyday existence all to often lacks true life. I feel as though I have truly lived the past month of my life -- isolated from the blinding materialism, financial ambition, excessive work, and other aspects of our society which distract us from truly living.

It comforts me to realize how little we actually need in order to live and to be happy. I know that life at home will eventually again begin to cloud these perceptions and to alienate me from some of the values and ideals that I hold most dear...that's why my return to Talag and to Ecuador has been so important to me, and also why I can't wait to go back.

Friday, November 10, 2006

Parasites, Innumerable Mosquito Bites, and "Las Mujeres Sexy"











OK, how do I even begin to write this entry...let alone show my face again in public.

first...photos.

photo 1: This is Ushito and for some reason I found Ushito to be absolutely hysterical...and ironic. He is the mascot of the municipal government of Tena, and he´s supposed to be a leafcutter ant. Of course, leafcutter ants work very hard, sometimes consuming all of the foliage of an entire tree. Needless to say, despite his ubiquitous presence, the Tena government does NOT work like Ushito.

photo 2: Holger, playing a traditional Kichwa drum at Mama Paula´s house.

photo 3: Mama Paula!!!! She´s AMAZING. At the age of approximately 80, she still hikes into the jungle with her machete, barefoot, to her plot of ground where she grows yucca and plaintains. Here, she is singing for me in the traditional style of the Kichwas, with no musical accompaniment. Holger later translated her verses for me. WAY WAY WAY COOL!

photo 4: Rafael Correa holding a rather large boa constrictor. Rather witty actually...because shortly thereafter everyone began chanting ¨No boa, no¨ in opposition to his competitor, Alvaro Noboa.

photo 5: The Tena Association of Shamans performs a traditional cleansing ritual on Rafael Correa in order to ward off evil spirits which could potentially bring him harm.

So the presidential elections in Ecuador are going into a second round, since the top 2 candidates were very close. Later this month, Ecuadorians will return to the polls in order to elect one of them to the presidency. The first candidate is Alvaro Noboa, whom the United States government supports because he's fat, stupid, capitalistic, and wants to make the rich people richer while maintaining the rest of the population as impoverished banana pickers on his banana haciendas. Needless to say, he has screwed over his employees and his own family, in fact, in order to make his billion dollar fortune. Could turn out to be a puppet of the US government. The other candidate is Rafael Correa, a US and European-educated economist from a modest background who plans to nationalize the petroleum industry and funnel more of the profits toward socialistic programs under his plan "Socio Pais" in order to stimulate the economy and hopefully diminish the widespread poverty that afflicts this nation.

Correa came to speak in Tena one evening. He was supposed to arrive at 4pm, but actually didnt get there until 1130pm. Yeah. So, of course they start out the evening with scantily clad women singing and jiggling their boobies. We were bored out of our minds, sitting there with our rafael correa flags making fools of ourselves because they were giving out free boxed wine to the most enthusiastic supporters. Then the debauchery begins as "las mujeres sexy" get up on stage and start to sing...they were HORRIBLE. And we're waving our flags like idiots, half to make fun of them...and of course I'm the only white person there. And when they finish, they personally call me up to the stage to pick up a box of wine. I was so humiliated...but my friends were practically pushing me... It was so absolutely absurd...something that could only happen in the jungle. And the next morning, Holger and I were on national television...luckily WITHOUT the box of wine. Unreal. I can't believe I actually just shared that with all of you. ...OK, YOU CAN STOP LAUGHING NOW!!!11!1

I am now back in Quito, chilling on my last day here in Ecuador. It's really unfortunate that now that my Spanish has been rehabilitated I have to leave. But I may try to get some sort of volunteer position or something at a hospital here at some point as I try to desperately muster clinically relevant experience for my med school applications.

Pictures will be posted shortly, but I forgot my cd at the hostal, so yet again I disappoint. But 2 days ago, as I was saying goodbye to my pueblo, people began feeding me...over...and over...and over. I ate 5 meals that day...and drank a lot of chicha...which luckily wasnt fuerte, because I would have been on the floor after all that instead of on the bus to Quito. I have all kinds of fun stuff to bring home...including soap made in Talag from medicinal plants in the jungle. SOOOO...if you have any interest, please do feel free to get in touch with me. Also, for anyone who smokes or knows someone who does, I have these really cool woven packages of tobacco that Holger and company have grown in Talag with the support of the Peace Corps. They would make awesome gifts! ...that is, if customs officials don't seize them from me at the border. Wish me luck on that one.

Hmmmm... in other news, I have begun to take antihistamines for my mosquito bites, which at this point are so numerable that they resemble some exotic jungle disease moreso than mosquito bites...which freaks me out SLIGHTLY, but they're starting to go away. And I think that I have parasites...I won't go into details regarding the investigative methods I have used to arrive at this determination, but suffice it to say that I will need to de-parasitize myself after getting back to the US. Such is life.

Also, don't forget to stay tuned for part II of my international adventures, as I am heading to Egypt next week to visit my beloved friend Munia and also realize how little Arabic I actually know. Deep-throated gagging noises may have to suffice. Alright...off for now...but will post pictures soon. Chishi gama (hasta luego)!

Saturday, November 04, 2006

WHATS LOVE GOT TO DO, GOT TO DO WITH IT





















TONS OF BACKLOGGED PICTURES POR FIN!!!!11!!1

Photos 1 and 2: The city of Quito basking in the glory of its eternal spring-like weather. The first pic is from the base of volcanic Mt. Pichincha, which rises thousands of feet above the rest of the city. The second is at an altitude of about 13,500 feet, or about 4,500 ft. above the city.

Photo 3: Ecuadorian countryside in the central Sierra region, high in the Andes mountains. The drive from Quito to Tena is breathtaking.

Photo 4: The bridge that was washed away during the great flood. We had to crawl down through this small ravine and up the other side in order to catch the bus to Tena on the other side.

Photo 5: Me, carrying part of our harvest from the ¨farm¨ deep in the jungle. The walk was about 30 minutes from the road, so I helped a brotha out by carrying this one half way. It probably weighs about 60-70 lbs. My brother who was carrying it the other half of the way is about 12 years old.

Photo 6: My host family...well, Holgers wifes family anyway, at the waterfall that we hiked to. Alana and Brianne, the second girl from the left is Holgers wife, Jaquelin...does her shirt look familiar?

So yesterday, as I was reading through my Ecuador guidebook and planning my return trip to Quito, my host brother jorge, or ¨pishku,¨ started BLARING ¨Whats Love Got to do With it¨...shortly thereafter followed by Madonnas timeless family favorite ¨Like a Virgin.¨ Of course, adding to the humor is the fact that they have NO CLUE what the song lyrics mean!

Today I went to Misahualli, a small village on the Rio Napo (in which I almost drowned during my first visit to Ecuador) to visit the monkeys and reminisce over the days of yore. Well, actually more just to visit the monkeys. Which as always were very cool...and taking advantage of naive tourists through their refined tactics of robbery.

My time in the Amazon is wrapping up quickly, as I will be heading back to Quito on Wednesday. I have to admit that I already miss it, but also realize that I have things to attend to back at home...not to mention my trip to Egypt to visit Munia!!!!11!1

In my last few days I am trying to get things wrapped up with my projects and trying to accumulate a few last minute things that are really needed in the school...like pencil sharpeners, for example. Right now, we have 6 year olds running around sharpening their pencils with razor blades and machetes. Pencil sharpeners would be much much safer and more practical.

Alright, thats about all for now...another update in a few days!

Wednesday, November 01, 2006


Picture: Volcanic Mt. Sumaco, as seen from Tena.

So, yet again the DAMNED SLOW INTERNET CONNECTIONS IN TENA ARENT BEING KIND TO MY BLOG!!!!!11º1º1º1 ARGH.

Now that that is out of my system... I have really cool pictures to put up, but something isnt working right. Go figure. So on Friday we were supposed to have a community meeting to discuss the mosquito net project as well as a few other small projects that we are working on currently in Talag. However, as there was a birthday party in a neighboring village and one of Ecuador´s presidential candidates (brother of the popular but booted ex-president Lucio Gutierrez) was holding a rally in Tena, NO ONE CAME. I felt so pathetic. Such is life, I suppose. So we have some strategizing to do yet...

So we went to Tena for the evening, which was fun. The rally there was kind of ridiculous. Despite police presence, people still set off fireworks in the streets and sang songs hailing the former president. One of the front-runners in the election, Rafael Correa, has started an ad campaign that includes a song about whipping the other candidates with belts. Pretty amusing, to say the least. It´s quite interesting to see how excited people are about the elections. Correa is pushing a very socialist agenda, while his principal opponent Alvaro Noboa (aka fat banana billionaire) is presumably favored by Washington for his strong capitalist rhetoric. If Noboa wins, the only thing I´m sure of is that Ecuador will continue it´s tradition of coups and overthrow him...Holger gives it 1 year. But hopefully Correa will win and we won´t have to worry about such things...

In other news, I have more bug bites on my body than any other time in my life. It is unreal...in the evenings sometimes there are small swarms of gnats flying around my legs and feet. My 100% deet bug spray is going to leave me glowing pretty soon. And two days ago, I did laundry for the first time since I´ve been here. I was trying to avoid the rock in the river as long as possible, and I waited until the last possible minute.

My friend Holger has divulged to me more about his political ambitions and he says he´s going to need $1000 to campaign. Thus for the next several days, we will be panning for gold near Talag. $1.25 per day. SI, SE PUEDE. I think that about wraps things up for now. Pictures will come as soon as I can find a place where they will subir to my page.